I feel like I’ve been dropped into the ocean, and I’ve forgotten how to swim.
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Jun 18th • 18,971 notesAre girls getting more beautiful or am I getting more gay?
i’m getting more gay
Definitely getting gayer even though I never thought it was possible
Jun 18th • 48,035 noteswhy the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong
Jun 18th • 71,553 notesMY CAT JUST STARED AT ME AND THEN RAISED HER PAW AND SLOWLY PUSHED A GLASS OFF THE BEDSIDE TABLE AND BROKE IT SO FUCKING CALMLY
cats
things I heart
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i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family
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my life
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why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
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MY CAT JUST STARED AT ME AND THEN RAISED HER PAW AND SLOWLY PUSHED A GLASS OFF THE BEDSIDE TABLE AND...
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the chicken nugger is now undergoing its final phase of mitosis
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my saturday was going pretty well until i realized it was sunday
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jesus did not die for this
He should have this is amazing
i have been laughIGN...
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it makes me sad that over 100,000 people can relate to this
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